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Joke of the Day
"I don't want anti-wrinkle cream, I want a serum that bestows wrinkles upon my enemies."
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"That awkward moment when your girlfriend and side chick are both pregnant... ...and you realize you have to tell your wife."
"People get easily offended these days. You can't even say black paint Instead you have to yell ""Jamall, paint my fence"""
"A girl phoned me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."
"Whenever someone says ""Let's kill two birds with one stone"", I wonder what they did wrong. Probably some kind of religious violation."
"I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google."
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B: Ok A: A white horse fell in the mud."
"I accidentally pushed 2 for Spanish and the operator spoke perfect, fluent English"
"How much money does a gay pornstar earn? A buttload"
"What are the ""White Walkers"" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode? Chilling."