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Joke of the Day
"Fidel Castro just passed away... ...I suppose Black Friday was too MUCH capitalism for him."
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"My grandfather had the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo"
"What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican? Paypal"
"Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon."
"every time you say the word ""turnt"" a baby gets run over by a smart car"
"hey wat was lenard nimoys favorite pet william ratner his rat"
"Dear XBOX Kinect If I wanted to use my whole body to play sports, I'd play sports."
"What actor touches every girl on set? David Cop-a-feel"
"Hey, did you hear about that top secret explosion? Me neither. No one did. It's top secret. We're probably on a list already for talking about it."
"Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon? She would always let it go."