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Joke of the Day

"What actor touches every girl on set? David Cop-a-feel"

"Scientists hard at work to find out what the other 98% of 2% milk is: ""Probably not bees,"" says one scientist. ""Dear god what if it's bees?"""

"What do teenage terrorists drink? Smirnoff ISIS"

"the most boring thing to be pretentious about is how u were into something good before a popular thing showed everyone else that good thing"

"Why is santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"My friend has a PhD in sexual deviancy She can talk about autoerotic asphyxiation until she's blue in the face!"

"Snowman in the summer What do you call a snowman in the summer? ""A puddle"""

"High school girls are a lot like heaven... ...hard to get in to. -[Dylan Mandlsohn](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XwGpz91IDo)"

"Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other 'I don't like your friend.' The other one replied 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'"

"How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box."