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Joke of the Day

"Dear XBOX Kinect If I wanted to use my whole body to play sports, I'd play sports."

"What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr? Ana-kin"

"Decks. Because I like to be outdoors, but not like all on the ground and shit."

"Ever see a jack ass wrapped in plastic? If not... Look at your drivers license."

"I don't think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we're both pointing at the same tornado."

"Ellen Pao's front teeth"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years."

"Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really f**king good at it."

"I made this joke up in my sleep... seriously. What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills? ""Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."""

"I'll bet Johnny Depp is somewhere supercool right now, wearing 7 scarves."