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Joke of the Day

"Hey, did you hear about that top secret explosion? Me neither. No one did. It's top secret. We're probably on a list already for talking about it."

"THE SHINING (1980): An oblivious pair of incessant chatterboxes are finally taught to respect the sanctity of a writer's space."

"What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's? A stutterer."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? No potatoes."

"Thank God you've updated your status to ""Finished lunch"" after you first posted ""Going to lunch"" I really couldn't tolerate more suspense."

"I'm making a graph of my past relationships... I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis."

"Who drives away all his customers ? A taxi driver."

"woah. you can say ""Houston we have a problem"" in messy situations that have nothing to do with astronauts or texas? this changes everthing"

"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."

"i just read this article...did you know 50% of asian business men have cataracts... the other half drive rincoln towncars"