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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon? She would always let it go."
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"What does a German snake sound like? ...."
"If I had a dollar for every gender.... I'd have two dollars."
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. That's the oldest pun in The Book."
"Good news, you survived the horrific car crash. Sadly we couldn't find the other guy's arms but we managed to reattach all four of yours"
"A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vender and says.. ""Make me one with everything"""
"A vulture tries to get on an airplane with a raccoon under each wing. The pilot stops him saying, ""Sorry, you're only allowed one carry-on."""
"Oscar Pistorius He hasn't got a leg to stand on"
"Getting a prostate exam doesn't make you gay... Unless you spend all day studying for it."
"Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!"