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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon."
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"What do you call an uneven body of water? An inconsistensea."
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder... Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and abstinence makes the hand grow stronger."
"Obi-wan: You don't have a shot with Padme. Anakin: Don't underestimate my charm. *stares at her creepily for the rest of the movie*"
"Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust that was the pie plate."
"Me and the other guys from the circus.... ... took a night off to see some stand-up comedy but he was really mean and cutting. He went straight for the juggler."
"Yo dawg...pass me my 9mm I didn't realize these bolts were metric"
"The filling in fortune cookies tastes like paper.."
"I just conducted a survey. I asked 68 men and 2 women what their views were on equality."
"Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them."