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Joke of the Day
"What goes hum-choo hum choo? A bee with a cold !"
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"I don't always tell Harambe jokes but I'll take a shot at it."
"I regret falling in love with my British girlfriend. You give your heart to her and she Brexit into a million parts."
"Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy? Because, she was on her pyramid!"
"Name your child autocorrect, because eventually they'll just finish your sentences and correct you every chance they get too."
"I'm getting pretty worried, my girlfriend hasn't gotten her period yet. And she's already 14."
"DJ vu. The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before."
"What is the best letter who represent a man? (A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail."
"""Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it"" [cut to: me wearing a toga and confusedly trying to conquer Gaul]"
"I've had intimate problems all my life. I just can't get close to someone without feeling insecure. You said internet problems? Nevermind."