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Joke of the Day

"""Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it"" [cut to: me wearing a toga and confusedly trying to conquer Gaul]"

"What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon? the cow didn't make it."

"A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse... ...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a ""gru dich."""

"What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies? Watch this!"

"Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler knew when to kill himself."

"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"Why did religion cross the road? God is the answer."

"How do you make an elephant float? Take a cup and add root beer, two scoops of ice cream, and an elephant"

"In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote. A landslide victory against his sole competitor: ""*Or else*""."