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Joke of the Day

"What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees? A porcupine."

"Bernie Sanders said it's time for him to cut the BS His new name is Ernie Anders"

"I know this Ethiopian family who are so poor they had to eat clay to survive. Afterwards they were all shitting bricks."

"The year is 2065. Every adjective once used to describe another person is now deemed offensive. Noone's left their homes in years."

"Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!"

"What do you call someone who can't do anything? HR"

"/r/Jokes is hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm... If you can't come, please let the Mods know..."

"How much sex does Sister Mary get? Nunn."

"""I brought whipped butter instead of cream cheese for our bagels."" -terrorists"

"If I had a penny for every time you made me feel worthless; I'd be worth something by now."