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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a /u/LegitLizard that can't move? A /u/LegitLizard with e_reptile_ dysfunction!"

"Im on a sea food diet I sea food and I eat it."

"Whats a joke so bad its funny? I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones"

"What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan? Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985."

"Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets They do so within groups of 40."

"What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup? I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup"

"Can /r/jokes start using NSFW tags for jokes with crude humor/language?"

"Weird I always was a little different growing up. People are always coming up to me and asking me, ""Jay, why are you so odd, why are you so weird?"" Then I say, ""How the fuck do you know my name?"""

"Everytime I check my facebook I remember why i'm on Twitter."

"You know what's really great about being a narcissist? Me."