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Joke of the Day

"Madonna falling was wrong on so many levels. Well 2, the stage and the floor."

"Did you know that the Shitzu and Bulldog breeds can never crossbreed ever? Just kidding, that's bullshit."

"I made a belt, entirely composed of watches It was a waist of time"

"The Dentist says, ""When was the last time you flossed?"" The Patient replies, ""You should know, you were there!"" Heard this at the dentist this morning"

"Wow the weather sure is getting cool *A cloud rolls by wearing sunglasses and smoking an unfiltered cigarette*"

"I told my boyfriend to ""Stop paying games with my card"" He said shut up!, i hate Backstreet boys."

"Have you heard about the new up and coming racially biased dice game? They're calling it nazi"

"Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off."

"I live off my music and the pain it inflicts on others."

"The older I get, the more I realize nobody is better than I am. Except people with statues of lions outside their house. They rule."