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Joke of the Day
"Madonna falling was wrong on so many levels. Well 2, the stage and the floor."
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"Give me your best golf joke. I work with a guy who claims he's heard ever golf joke there is. So far he's been correct, and has known every joke I've thrown his way."
"Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she is dead."
"What Do You Call a Bad Circumcision? What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off."
"Why doesn't santa have any children? 'cause he cums down the chimney"
"I've recently been finding myself to be sexually attracted to tall buildings. I guess you could call it a serious Edifice complex."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It was known for blowing up for no reason"
"What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile."
"Daughter comes home with shirt inside out. Me: Why is your shirt on wrong? Daughter: I think you old people call it: ""second base"""
"Hey tampon makers, can I get a silent tampon wrapper please? Sounds like I'm opening a bag of Sun Chips up in here."