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Joke of the Day

"Why did the console peasant cross the street? To render the building on the other side!"

"My wife was proud that I admitted to also being married to someone else ...she said it was big of me"

"What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter? 'w'"

"Could someone help me decide what's more two faced... Hillary Clinton or the coin"

"I lived in Chinatown for a while. My Chinese friends always played jokes on me. ..I'm so tired of pee-pee in my Coke! It tastes horrible!"

"That redheaded snowboarder is pretty good, but he could be even better if he did some of his wacky prop comedy on the slopes."

"I met an obsessive-compulsive sodomite once. He was anal-retentive."

"What's the difference between a horny girl and a hungry girl? Where she puts the cucumber.."

"If you've ever wondered why an animal is stupid enough to run into oncoming traffic on the highway, then you've obviously never been married."

"Hey girl are you my golf clubs? Because I tottaly forgot to take you out of my trunk."