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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a horny girl and a hungry girl? Where she puts the cucumber.."

"God loves everyone You know, it's in that book you hold up when you're yelling at gay people."

"What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail? A foot long"

"Why did the little Dutch boy have to register as a sex offender? He kept on sticking his finger in a tyke."

"A car with a car rack looked like a police car, so I slowed down, only to realize I had been tricked into obeying the law FOR NO REASON."

"I'm convinced that people are now just getting married and having babies to have something to post on FB"

"Who's your favorite comedian? Friend: who's your favorite comedian Me:Donald Trump Friend:why? Me:Everybody knows Donald trump is a joke"

"What do you a call a PC without Garage Band? A Dell"

"What's black and taps on the window? A baby in the microwave :)"

"After being an atheist for so long, I am now a catholic. Idk. I just really like cats"