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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a horny girl and a hungry girl? Where she puts the cucumber.."
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"Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.."
"The True Secret of Ignorance... ...you're looking in the wrong place."
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"Have you heard this joke of a snake walking into a bar? Well not heard, but I have reddit."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's odd."