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Joke of the Day
"What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter? 'w'"
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"I act like I don't care but deep inside I still don't give a fcuk."
"(Describing Guy Fieri to sketch artist): Literally a flaming hot cheeto"
"I've got a friend who's a psychopath and he's got a brilliant sense of humour. He kills me!"
"Life is like toilet paper You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"
"Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road... ...that's the word on the street anyway."
"What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both NIGGERS!!!"
"""There's nothing more beautiful than the birth of a child."" (someone who's never seen the birth of a child)"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar and one looks to the other and says ""man, I can't believe I blew 40 bucks in there."""