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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore? They don't age well."

"Why did all the native people move out East? Because there is no work out there."

"Guys, freedom of speech doesn't mean you can spell things any way you want to."

"I'm torn between having 'wish you were here' or 'look behind you' engraved on my headstone."

"Read about a 60 yr old woman wanting to swim from Florida to Cuba & felt inspired & wanted to help so I emailed her a picture of a boat"

"Why was the school grey? Because it was a Greyed School. I woke up with this joke in my head this morning. I think my brain is trying to kill me with horrible puns."

"Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go."

"Whenever I wake up in a bad mood I always wear a shirt I don't like just in case I turn into The Hulk."

"I got an email from a prince in Africa saying I inherited 100,000 dollars. But my computer just says i got a virus... I hope it's not Ebola"

"How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same? They just can't help themselves."