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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road? Because they wanted to be taken to the other side."

"I like my women like I like my politics The more Bush the better"

"What was the first treacherous thing said? Adam you gotta try this!"

"In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds. How is that person still alive?"

"Why would you wrap a hamster in duct tape? So it doesn't explode when you're fucking it."

"The second world war should have been called world war returns"

"Schools are giving kids a bad influence nowadays..... When they go into the real world they'll be expecting free handouts."

"What state was JFK when he was assassinated? A horrible state"

"I'd make a political joke... But it's too soon, the DNC tried to force one on all of us and we saw how that went."

"YOU'LL GO BLIND When we were young teens, we were told not to masturbate or you'll go blind. I always thought that was a joke until I heard about what happened to Bill Cosby"