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Joke of the Day
"What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus? You get an a-wart!"
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"What the Ambani brothers said to each other I cannot reliance on the other"
"I can't believe the queen knighted Mix-a-Lot."
"My boss has a rather shrill phone voice. I once spent 20m talking to him, before realizing it was actually someone trying to send us a fax."
"A guy walks into a bar... *clang!*... he says ""ouch"" and ducks next time."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who's up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"Don't use the Internet ...when you have low self confidence. JUST KIDDING, THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD USE IT!"
"What type of lunch do you get at an air show? A plain one."
"[with father in law] ""You know how to pluck a goose, son?"" Er yes sir, sure do *stretches goose's neck and plays it like a double bass*"
"What did the gay deer say when he left the bar? ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"""