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Joke of the Day

"Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream? Both are in *a la mode*."

"Ladies, I adore you, but some of you need to cover up your t*ts and read a book"

"""I need to talk to you."" Has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you've ever done. Ever."

"Did you hear the one about a pony with a cough? It was a little horse."

"...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city.... as it turns out, not my Forte."

"Did you hear about the arms dealer who's giving away M18 Claymores with every purchase? Oh, I'm gonna get mines."

"Oatmeal shouldn't get to have the word ""meal"" in it. How about oatsnack? Or oatbullshit?"

"What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"Punny Chemistry ""What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?"" ""What?"" ""A mole ester"""