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Joke of the Day
"Did ye hear about the movie that the pirate went to see? 'Twas rated Argggghhhhh!!!!"
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"I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"You wanna hear a dirty joke A horse fell in the mud. And then some crazy lesbian who hates horses put on a strap on and fucked it till it died."
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