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Joke of the Day

"Did ye hear about the movie that the pirate went to see? 'Twas rated Argggghhhhh!!!!"

"Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste? The last dentist is busy killing a lion"

"What do you call Nazis from San Francisco? Bay Aryans"

"What will happen if somebody were to kill all Scotsmen? They will get off scot-free."

"Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them they are going to invade Iran."

"My uncle performed circumcisions... He kept all the foreskin and had a tailor make it into a wallet. Rub it for 5 minutes and you get a briefcase."

"A joke I told my friend What's the difference between me and your mom? I'm smart."

"Sometimes I leave a trail of pizza crumbs around the house so I can find my way back to the TV"

"Arwen and Elrond https://i.imgur.com/meGn3q2.jpg"

"What do you call an angry witch? Ribbit."