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Joke of the Day

"Guy behind me at a concert recording with his iPad was pissed when I held up my 40"" monitor that was hooked to my laptop, blocking his view"

"What's so good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between we call the ""Friend Zone""."

"Joke - I asked God I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"What's a young birds favourite game? #BEAK A BOO!"

"What do you call an electro-food? (it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!"

"What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with Cheese."

"What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick? Put it on my bill."

"Biden: Maybe we make our own country and he won't be invited Obama: Joe Biden: And MAYBE THIS TIME WE CALL IT THE BLACK HOUSE RIGHT BARACK"

"What's the number one cause of dry skin? Towels."