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Joke of the Day
"I don't usually get political on social media but Gildan has no right making t-shirts."
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"What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar? Egypt me!"
"What language does a flight attendant speak? Plane English."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he orders a beer and a mop."
"Isn't everyone gettin over racist jokes? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal"
"If you love someone, let them know often. Because you might not be able to say it again. Also, same thing works for people you f*cking hate"
"Behind every successful man stands a surprised woman and behind her stands the surprised mother-in-law and behind her,your surprised Dad."
"Did you hear about the ancient bisexual motorcycle gang made up of Norse monarchs? They're called the bi-kings"
"I'm so tired, I just typed a tweet into my GPS. It responded with directions to my day job."
"[6:00pm] i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight [11:00pm] yay i did it! [11:01pm] *preheats oven*"