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Joke of the Day

"How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD? It took the bus."

"My dad drove in a pothole and his tire popped, this is how it went Badum-tsss"

"I have a tattoo of a gigantic bruise on my left ankle in case anyone ever asks me to go hiking. Or help them move."

"I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts."

"What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger? An egg gets laid before it cracks."

"For Sale... Parachute: $300. Slightly stained. Used once; never opened. No strings attached."

"Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq? ....because there is a target in every corner."

"what's going on with people who are mad at movies that last longer than 90 minutes but happily watch an entire season of TV in one day"

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair."

"My Stephen Hawking book finally arrived from eBay. It's about time."