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Joke of the Day
"Calling someone 'one in a million' in China means they aren't that special."
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"Barrack Obama won the Olympic Gold Medal Usain Bolt was running for President"
"Broken Pencils are pointless."
"Even 9/11 had its positives... My house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."
"Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat."
"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing"
"I'm the most anti-social person I know"
"Before the invention of the Internet, primitive humans had to Google stuff by waterboarding a librarian."
"I got my bucket list mixed up with my shopping list Swam with dolphin-safe tuna."
"[studying beached whale] its a new species bill think of a name ok um *surfer walks by* yo killer whale dude *biologists look at each other*"