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Joke of the Day
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A CARROT"
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"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he."
"TIL of an incident during the Cold War when American ships, fearing a Soviet attack, nearly fired on a friendly vessel. Whoops, wrong sub."
"What's another word for slaughterhouse? Lumbar mill."
"What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want? They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east."
"Kenyan men are the best at long distance relationships."
"What's hard, long and has cum in it? A Cucumber..."
"My friend stole my capacitor I told him that wasn't farad all"
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber."
"My friends told me we were going for a ride and I called ""Shotgun""... ... they did'nt tell me we we're actually going for a drive-by. FML :("