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Joke of the Day
"What did Sigmund Freud say when he had an epiphany? Urethra!"
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"This girl I like said she didn't like bondage..... ....Me either, but you're the one who said No."
"Where do South Africans buy their pastrami and salami? At the Nelson Mandeli."
"There's an Anti-Parallelogram Party tonight. Be there, or be square."
"Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket? He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps"
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler ? Michael can actually finish a race off.."
"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? a tire."
"Looking to find a way to say ""I'm not mad at you"" without actual human communication? Try a Facebook Like today!"
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW, YOU WASN'T THERE!"
"What do you call a bad hair day for Donald Trump? A real toupee in the ass."