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Joke of the Day

"All of the Apple fanboys are missing the main feature they can hold over android users Their nude pictures are automatically synced to 4chan and reddit."

"Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis"

"Why couldn't the homosexual Irishman with an oral fixation order at the restaurant? He only spoke gaelic"

"Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie? To-mate-toes!"

"She meant Trump My father and I were in a intense fight over the Presidential Run. My mom interupted, ""Triumph would win since every man loves his brand""."

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch."

"You got me... If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?"

"What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast? Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)"

"Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses? He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes."

"If you watch Twitter backwards, it's about millions of socially-awkward people gradually learning how to survive in the real world."