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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass? Jurassic Pork Ill show^myself^out"
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"How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill? By walking... jk rolling"
"Someone was told me that they were an actor. I told them I wanted coconut milk in my chai latte."
"Why can't you surf on microwaves? Because they're too small."
"What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer? Grade eh?"
"You know the 4 quarters Lebron joke, how about the Dirk one? I asked Dirk for change for a dollar; he gave me 4 quarters and a dime. He always gives any extra 10%."
"Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!! Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!"
"What are the two oldest animals on Earth? The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white."
"They say a woman's work is never done... Maybe that's why they get paid less than men."
"Donald Trump wrote a lot of books on business Most of them end on chapter 11"