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Joke of the Day

"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant."

"Someone told me it was as easy as pie It never ended"

"All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall Lean in And whisper 'I'll do your housework'"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls"

"A chicken and egg are lying in bed after having sex.. .. the chicken says; ""well, that answers that old question""."

"Shout out to my drug dealer Jamal, he's taught me more about the metric system than any of my teachers ever did."

"Hilary Clinton goes to a psychic. The soothsayer tells her, ""Your husband will die a horrible violent death."" Hilary asks, ""Will I be acquitted?"""

"The cat puked under my bed. Cleanup efforts only made it worse. It's time to renew our commitment to developing alternative sources of cute."

"What do you call a girl who pushed her father off a cliff? Pushpa!!"

"There is no ""I"" in TEAM. But there is MEAT. Delicious meat."