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Joke of the Day

"Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much? They love to pump kin."

"Somebody get me a maple tree ... asap!"

"I was researching converting to Mormonism until I found out you have to give them 10% of your income I guess I'm Jewish."

"Hey, remember me from last night? You gave me the wrong number but I found you on Facebook. I'm on your porch. Can I come in?"

"What do you call someone who has one parent that is a Jew? Jew...ish"

"Going out with two gay men tonight; I know they're my competition, but I've seen them consume bananas and I think I can take them."

"What's the difference between an Afghan Military Base and a Pakistani School? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"Hung like Einstein smart as a horse... Thanks dad."

"Girl, do you watch football? Cuz I'll finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul"

"""You know who needs more attention? Celebrities. Maybe we could give them trophies or something."" Good idea, Oscar. What'd you have in mind?"