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Joke of the Day
"Somebody get me a maple tree ... asap!"
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"Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7? Because 7 was mean. Get it?^Because ^6+7+8 ^^divided ^^by ^^3 ^^equals ^^7"
"I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me... Outlook not so good."
"Why do men get erections while they sleep? So they don't accidentally roll out of bed."
"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows."
"Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she"
"I went to an extremely traditional cannibal wedding this weekend It was an edible arrangement."
"What do you call nuts on the wall? : walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? : chestnuts . What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"Librarian: can I check you out? Me: sure [spins around] Librarian: I meant your book Me: oh yea, that makes way more sense"
"My girlfriend told me to get something to make her look sexy for her birthday. So I bought myself a 12 pack."