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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little horse."
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"If I got a dollar every time a girl said I wasn't her type, I'd be her type."
"Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink."
"What do you get for the man who has everything? Penicillin"
"What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !"
"I gave away all my dead batteries recently... ... free of charge, of course."
"How do you find the richest man in Mexico Throw a penny and see who catches it"
"To the girl with the nazi swastika avi that just rt'd me...... You just rt'd a Jew!!!! Enjoy your evening shalom"
"What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !"
"What's so good about living in Switzerland? Not sure but the flag's a big plus."