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Joke of the Day

"If I got a dollar every time a girl said I wasn't her type, I'd be her type."

"Dad: Whadya got there son? Son: Soy milk. Dad: Hola milk, soy tu padre."

"A cop pulled me over and said ""papers"". I said, ""scissors, I win"" and drove off."

"Hey girl, do your breasts have an agent? 'Cuz I'd like to handle them."

"Take it easy, guy who posts 10,000 pics of his baby on Facebook. We get it already. You got laid once."

"Humour is subjective That was a joke for those of you who didn't get it"

"What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes? I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)"

"Do the followers in England read my tweets in an English accent? Because I write them in a Jamaican accent..so that must be weird..mon"

"Wife and I are having an argument: At what point do we tell the highway it's adopted?"

"A long one. /| | | | | | | \___"