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Joke of the Day
"What do you get for the man who has everything? Penicillin"
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"So many rainbows so little rain. Please send rain, sincerely California."
"I went to specsavers the other day.. ...guess who I bumped into? Everyone!"
"What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner."
"Dear son, your art is getting you nowhere. Do something with your life. With love, Alois Hitler."
"What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !"
"What's the worst thing about owning a console? Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps"
"Did you hear about that Jew that started a charity? Neither did I."
"25 more pounds to lose and I'll be ready to be seen at my gym."
"Every time you hire a clown for a kid's birthday party, a therapist gets a new car."