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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !"

"why Palestinians have the fastest computers? coz they have RAM-allah"

"What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money? A goldfish!"

"What do you call a country full of animals that eat a lot and sleep for many months at a time? High-Bear-Nation! ^^*Shit* ^^*where's* ^^*the* ^^*door*"

"What did the stoner say to his girlfriend? We'd be good together."

"Once an American asked a Mexican.. ""What separates dogs and Mexicans?"" The Mexican said, ""A border""."

"Did you hear about the first time offender who was in to BDSM? He got off with nothing but a slap on the wrist."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !"

"My other calendar is a packet of birth control pills."

"Pickpocketing rates are so high in Barcelona, after browsing Street View my PayPal account got emptied."