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Joke of the Day
"I gave away all my dead batteries recently... ... free of charge, of course."
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"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass"
"Just texted ""I love you"" to about 40 phone numbers I made up."
"""Put your pants on grandma, you're scaring the reptiles!"" - Me, camping"
"A North Korean Gymnast walks into a bar his family is summarily executed."
"Isn't calling soccer a sport like calling Ru Paul a woman?"
"My wife said I'm an idiot who can't do the simplest of things right So I packed her bags and left."
"What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss? Flossless compression!"
"I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer."
"A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3 He says, ""unos, dos..."" *poof* **...he disappeared without a tres.**"