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Joke of the Day

"Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink."

"I really hate to get religious on here, but have you seen the thigh gap on Jesus. DAYUM!"

"If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, then what brings no babies? Swallows"

"How is crossing an intersection like going to jail? If you're a white man, you're free to walk."

"Please stop praying for my grandpa u are making him too strong. He broke out of the hospital & cops say their tasers don't work on him :("

"Take it easy on the anti-semetic jokes. Take it easy on the jew jokes please. My grandfather died in a concentration camp during WW2. Apparently he fell off a guard tower during shift change."

"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising."

"Did you guys hear about the dry erase board It's remarkable"

"Why come cats purr? It's your pussy's way of saying ""I love you."""