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Joke of the Day

"Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink."

"So many weirdos, so little internet."

"I drew my gun. The guy in front of me drew his gun. Then I drew my other gun, and soon we were surrounded by some lovely drawings of guns."

"I just saw an article titled ""Can We build a Real Jurassic Park?"" DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE?!"

"Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches? They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!"

"I can't stop coughing. Think I'll go see a movie in a crowded theater while slowly eating a bag of bone-dry popcorn."

"So annoying how every time I go to sleep, my wife starts whispering into my ear ""Go towards the light."""

"Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? It's true! He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear."

"Some guy told me I wasn't funny today, so I punched him in his face because nobody likes liars."

"Went to England and asked a local how Britt he was He said ""I'm Britt-ish"""