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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes walk into a building... Youd figure one of them would have noticed it."

"What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables? Just beet it"

"What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean? An Iceburgh."

"This ones for those college students and there finals This is really just a good analogy. Finals are like plastic surgery, you go in with A's and you come out with D's!"

"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Kids."

"The year is 2036, President Jaden Smith is re-elected in a landslide after making it illegal to respond to someone's text message with ""K"""

"What do you call a matador who lost to the bull? A mat'o'gore."

"The substance was mildly acidic on the pH scale It was a solid 5/7"

"How do you make an elephant float? A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant."

"Animation joke: what do animator's use to wash their mouths? a lip sync."