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Joke of the Day
"A wise man once said that nothing really dies, it just comes back in a new form Then he died."
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"Actual voice mail: ""Molly, this is your mother. I just texted you but I don't know how to make the facey-things so...happy face at the end."""
"your mom is so stupid.... when I said it was chilly out she ran out the door with a spoon"
"What does the sun skate on? Solarblades"
"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli makes you fart"
"ME: want anything for breakfast? BOSS: just banana [struggling to hold office door shut] ANA: let me in! ME: sorry boss said to ban you"
"I was lost in the desert, out in the distance I thought I saw Nicki Minaj, when I ran up to her... She ended up being a Nicki Mirage"
"So a mushroom walks into a bar.. And the bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom responds ""Why not? I'm a fungi!"""
"Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe? Bed"
"I know I shouldn't, but I treat blacks and whites the same Speed Wash cycle."