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Joke of the Day

"A large robot animal attacked The Home Depot on Friday. Shoppers were frightened at the sight of the Stihl Behr."

"You know that one relative that is annoying AF and no one in the family can tolerate? Yeah, she's staying at my house this week."

"I totally had gender with a girl. #thesaurus"

"What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack? Frito Leah's"

"What's the difference between a drunk Morse code operator and a lesbian? One's a lit clicker and the other is a clit licker."

"Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head"

"Mom: (weeping) Son...your Grandpa...he...he... He, overdosed on viagra... (sobs) Dad: i'm sure this i HARD for you... (Not my joke heard this and died laughing, had to share)"

"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"My gf told me to stop being childish, she just wants to come in for a talk not my fault she cant remember the password to my pillow fortress"

"What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!"