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Joke of the Day
"It was so cold this morning... I actually saw a solicitor with hands in his own pockets!!"
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"How is a vagina like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them!"
"Will Apple ever release a product that lasts for more than a few years? iDoubtit"
"Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends."
"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist"
"Do you know what Pinocchio and your dad have in common? They were both inside a whale."
"What's a confederates favourite school festival? the Sumner fete."
"Wet T-shirt contestant asks former contest winner: Any pointers?"
"George Clooney and Brad Pitt fall in love and rob casinos together. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly"
"So a navy man returns to his ship after a night in port. The next morning he's shocked to find everyone speaking Russian... Whoops, wrong sub."