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Joke of the Day
"During agricultural revolution canines... ...became dogmesticated. AHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHa"
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"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack."
"""Contact Us"" Oh yeah, I'm gonna contact the shit out of you"
"How many reporters does it take to get a headline with ISIS?"
"hey look! *picks up a tiny ghost costume off pavement* how cool is thi ew why is it wet? ""dude, that's a condom"""
"What's Black on top and White bottom? rape"
"America is going to suffer if Donald Trump becomes president. You could say they are going toupee for it."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What do you call it when Kony drinks too much? Cognac"
"Reading's great. You stare at stained slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly as time passes you by."