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Joke of the Day

"I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75."

"Honey I Shrunk the Kids : A Beginner's Guide to Steroid Use"

"My girlfriend was cooking for our guests. She told me to go in and prepare the table. So I walked in and told them all about her cooking."

"You guys want to hear a Milli Vanilli joke?"

"I was going to say a StarFox joke But they were all too Corneria"

"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy? One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater."

"What does Edgar Allen Poe call his women? Edgar Allen's......bitches!!!"

"Why is Paula Deen's restaurant called ""Paula Deen's Kitchen""? Because the name ""White Castle"" was already taken"

"""any questions for Mr. deGrasse Tyson?"" [I knock over an old woman while sprinting to the mic] HOW DOES AIR CONDITIONING WORK IN SPACE?"

"When I get home from work, I like to pack myself into really small suitcases. I can hardly contain myself."