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Joke of the Day

"[interview] Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years? Me: ""OMG I'M NOT A PSYCHIC THE SIGN SAID NO SKILLS REQUIRED!"""

"Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer."

"What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Walking."

"What do you call a pokemon that's part train? A Pikachoochoo."

"I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it."

"My browser history indicates true mental instability"

"How did the farmer find his girlfriend? He tractor!"

"How is prison like quidditch? The game ends when they catch the snitch"

"What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show? Deal or New Deal"

"The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan."