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Joke of the Day
"How did the farmer find his girlfriend? He tractor!"
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"What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student? A philosophy student asks you *why* you want fries with that"
"The difference between a prostitute and drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and resell it."
"In high school, I was voted Most Likely To Keep Bringing Up Past Achievements."
"How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once? Go to a john mayer concert!"
"What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common? They all had a brave-heart."
"What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog"
"So my friend Greg recently changed his name to Gregory. I swear to god he's gonna re-Greg it."
"Why didn't the cow go to the barn? He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood."
"EVERYONE ALWAYS THINKS I'M YELLING, BUT MY VIC 20 DOESN'T HAVE LOWER CASE!"