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Joke of the Day
"What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Walking."
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"If you wear a Bluetooth phone piece in your ear, you can say ""You're an idiot"" to just about anyone you walk past."
"We're probably missing out on a lot of good candy by stereotyping creepy people who have white vans with tinted windows who give free candy."
"If an honest man says he has to use the bathroom He's full of shit."
"What do you call a group of killer whales that play instruments? An Orca-stra"
"She often thinks about what life may have been outside the asylum, had the cashier refrained from putting her change on top of the receipt."
"What do you call an old barometer? Weathered."
"""Uno, dos..."" And just like that, the Spanish magician was gone without a tres."
"Two fish are swimming upstream and one of the fish hits his head against concrete. He looks to the other, and says ""dam"""
"[NSFW] Why are gay men sometimes referred to as ""butt pirates?"" Cause they love plundering booty."