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Joke of the Day
"What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show? Deal or New Deal"
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"My favorite part of Avatar was when Queen Amidala defeated the Klingons by helping Harry Potter & Legolas destroy the White Witch's ring?"
"I asked Siri to tell me a joke She turned the front-facing camera on"
"What's the difference between an oral, and rectal thermometer? The taste."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, who can swim the English Channel? Clever Dick."
"Ever since I read an article about the danger of smoking I stopped reading."
"I got diarrhea while camping last weekend. Shit was in tents."
"A haunted house, but instead of masked creatures it's filled with everyone's mother-in-laws."
"The 1st cup was used in 1874, the 1st helmet was used in 1974. It only took 100 years to learn our brain is also important."
"Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies"