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Joke of the Day

"Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer."

"A Mexican walked into a Polish store and greeted every one. He was handed a sausage. Edit: Ok I will walk myself out..."

"Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV? His parents weren't 18 or older."

"How does the Pope pay for things online? Papal"

"What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup? A laksa."

"When you say the word poop, your mouth does the same motion as your butt hole. Same can be said for the phrase ""explosive diarrhea""."

"too many moms aren't taking care of themselves, need to just laugh more, reddit moms, what makes you laugh?"

"I stare at the cats. ""And in space, if you knock something slowly off the table, it just gently floats away."" They look at me in horror."

"I made a car entirely out of pencils, rubbers, rulers and notebooks. Went to turn the key.. Stayed stationary."

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Lego man: Is it because I'm block?"