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Joke of the Day

"""Mind control agents in chem trails sounds crazy? That's EXACTLY what the govt wants"" Bride: I shouldn't have let you write your own vows"

"So Darth Vader had been plotting against the Emperor for many years By the time return of the Jedi came around, he finally got his chance to overthrow the Emperor."

"My husband asked if I was wet enough.. I was so he told me to get the fuck out of the shower and make him breakfast or he was going to be late for work."

"What is it with Germans and old operating systems I keep hearing them say ""DOS is good"""

"Growing up my girlfriend was called the human calculator... but that's just because 14 year old boys would have her do handstands so they could see her boobies."

"If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland."

"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? 'Hi girls!'"

"You must be pretty famous! After all; bill gates did name his company after your dick."

"Teacher: in this class you should love logarithms. Student: what if they don't reciprocate? Sorry for the bad math joke... but it was just too good."

"Have you heard that rumour about butter? I probably shouldn't spread it."