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Joke of the Day
"What is it with Germans and old operating systems I keep hearing them say ""DOS is good"""
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"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Salmon"
"""Mommy, I don't want to see grandma today!"" ""Shut up and keep digging."""
"What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot? SUPPLIES!!!"
"What do you get if you squash a house? A flat."
"What is the difference between a camera and a sock? One holds photos The other holds five"
"For me, getting girls is like spreading butter... It's much easier with a knife."
"I like messing with Texas by calling random numbers in Houston and telling them I have a problem."
"I am NOT just 'a piece of meat' you know. I'm a ribeye steak... a bit fatty, but still quite tasty. Ok, I lied. I'm pork butt."
"I don't know it Switzerland is a good country But the flag is a big plus."